this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Does it, though? And how can it get past the diving suit?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have a hole cut in mine ☹️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course its a kind of catfish that prays on your junk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Don't all catfish?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They actually seek out other fish and live in their gills as parasites. They're attracted to ammonia to help them find gills and so sometimes they can get confused and think a urethra is a gill slit. This doesn't work out for anyone involved. On the plus side, I think this mostly only happens when someone is actively pissing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately I think this guy pissed himself when he saw it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty much the plot of every xenonorph film

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I haven't played this game in over 30 years. I don't remember the graphics being this good... 🤔