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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Brit this is easy. The response is always along lines of "good, you?". You might get away with "mus'nt grumble" if you're having a really shit day.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not a Brit thing though. That's basically true most places. Nobody ever actually cares. Nobody ever wants anyone to actually share. It's meaningless niceties.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've tried responding with something different. The response from the other person is always the same anyway, so your response to this question doesn't matter in any case.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago
  • how you doing?

  • well actually, I've b.. gets cut off

  • Aye good mate.

[–] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[–] mvilain@fedia.io 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, when some #MAGAidiot complains that Trump's new policies are impacting them, don't blame Trump. Ask the idiot "Isn't this is what you voted for?"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Always rub it in their face. Their uninformed vote will ruin your country and sadly many trade partners as well.