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I'm not sure if I would be honored or offended.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Haha very cool, so what's your home address?"

" (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) "

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd expect DutchBI! open up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AIVD, open up! As we say here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In naam van Oranje, doe open de poort

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

In naam van de republiek bedoel je, vuile orangerist!

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thinks it's more about getting a gesture of gratification. Most hackers would probably get sued instead 😅

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably not for informing people about vulnerabilities, especially if they don't publish it before talking to the government.

You really want to reward grey hats that tell you about security issues,

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes but sadly that's not what happens.

For example there was a security researcher that found out, the official api of some political party site here in Germany was leaking user data. Instead of thanking them an mitigating the issue, the researcher got sued and it was just dropped because of the public outcry.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True, the CDU is a fossil and values apperance over progress.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, they have "------ian" in the name of the party, obviously they're knuckle draggers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Anybody named Ian: ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

cough Modern Solution GmbH cough

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I would absolute love the shit out of that :-D

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

That's fucking rad. Kooniglijke dank u.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well I haven’t hacked the Dutch government and I don’t have a shirt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I haven't either, but if you go into enough souvenir stores in Utrecht...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is hilarious but why would they make it in English?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Lots of Dutch people speak English, and sadly its more convienient in our global world to print things like this in English.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is such a boss t shirt. Hats off to you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Don't think it's Boss, it's probably unbranded

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Honorably offended.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Both but I would still laugh a bit