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Omooo~!!! >w< I got a felony from the boimods!? UwU i-is this what they call a boicrime!? O////O t-they said I broke the bwois of conduct!!! (* >///< *)\ n-no more boi messages!! i-is this boijail?? i-it's so scary here~ >w< t-they took away my boirights!!!

p-perhaps if i send my boiguard a piccy of my boipucccwie-wucie they'll set me free uwu~ b-but w-what if they want my tasty boisyrup instead?! O////O oh boi, i-i'll never be a free boiwife again!!! qwq t-this is my boipunishment for being a baaaad boi~!!! >w<