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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's a different Jesus, though -- Republican Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like Supply Side Jesus to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or less government but only when I say so Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not only republican jesus but Mormon Jesus. Extra disapproving.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

More than two-thirds of Mormons are Republican, so it might be the same Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think Jesus would be more of a monarchist, with "Christ the king", "Kingdom of Heaven" and all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He supposedly hung out with outcasts, so who knows?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but consider Trans Jesus, he was AFAB (Asexual reproduction tends to produce Female offspring) and introduced himself with his preferred name/pronouns ("I am Jesus, I am he")

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still, I couldn't imagine either version hanging out with the "in" crowd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

~~Live~~ Exist long enough to become the villian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Its more that over time everyone's legacy will either be forgotten or twisted and corrupted

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It appears that drag show Jesus is seeking glory.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, those are some serious Gowron vibes!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I might have to use drag show Jesus as a profile pic somewhere.