Swedneck

for the same reason that blue cheese is only partially moldy, if it's all mold then there's no cheese left and it all becomes rather unappealing.

breakdances into the ward sorry maam, you've got ligma, i'm afraid it's.. does finger guns to point at a computer Terminal

my answer to this is that it's all complete fucking nonsense and we should just focus on kissing the hot people

no, gnus are highly sophisticated toolmakers, they inspired early humans to make our first tools.

bring back the public humiliation, instead of putting nazis in jail put them on the largest square in the capital and let people spit on them for a week.

their computer got crabs

you sorta said it but an exception is places like the fae wilds, where you assume physics is only barely present enough to hold your organs together (hopefully)

honestly i have to wonder if at some point spiders will evolve to actively avoid spooking us, i wanna live in a world where orbweaver spiders have the instinct to wait in specific places (like middle of the windows) where we pick them up and move them to a spot where they can set up a web and catch flies for us.

aspire to die in a funny position so as to confuse future archeologists

finally something to sate the hunger of the wraith