The first four words of that title are sufficient
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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Not even necessary. It would be news if he said anything coherent.
The Final Report of the Special Counsel Under 28 C.F.R. § 600.8 (https://electionlawblog.org/wp-content/uploads/report-of-special-counsel-smith-volume-1-january-2025.pdf)
Of course he does! It’s his brand. And his ~~sycophants~~ voters will back him on that. Because it’s too little too late to back out, now. Better to try to secure a spot on the boat than be pushed overboard. They’ll deny deny deny and offer alt “facts” until they’re out of breath to try to get their dry, scratchy tongues on those Oxfords (with elevators). Sadly for them, the boats already sinking, and they themselves put the holes in it so Trump could climb onboard.
The only response type he knows how to make. Words are hard.