Concentric slices.
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One really long spiral slice.
I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they're the thin ones. I'm trying to lose weight, after all, so there's got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald's sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a "hamburger" using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.
Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your ... oh never mind
How many does that feed?
Appetizer for one, obviously.
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infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it
Bend over and I'll show you
...not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.
My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.
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with pineapple
There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
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Bloody Mary garnish.
In soup.
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It's answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
Putting pineapple on it
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