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30 Rock

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm kinda busy right now. I'll borkulator.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Borkulator" is what I regret not naming my dog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's an improvement on the borkutron. It takes different wavelengths of the bork field, sends them through a gabulonic phase couple to create a subbork pulsator. If you can keep your framshaft at a solid 90 gigaborks then the whole system vomulates less. Its pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But I thought this was a "wrong answers only" thread.

Edit: Oh. I see it! Clever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

LOL, yeah. Can you imagine the noise?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

What Swedish Chef calls his utensils.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

A borkulator is a device used to measure the flumplenook levels in a given area. It's a highly specialized tool, typically only used by trained professionals in the field of flumplenookology. The borkulator is known for its distinctive whirring noise and flashing lights, which indicate the presence of high levels of flumplenook.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A high-tech device to efficiently google yourself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Instagram but for dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's what they called the funcooker when it was sold in Norway.

"Here comes the borkulator!" they'd say.