Everyone knows if you let another man touch your balls, you're gay. He had to do it himself.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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"See it doesn't hurt and, you too can give yourself one with my at home self administered kit! "
I got a used kit on eBay for $12. What a steal!
I'm bidding on mine as we speak!
I had one done some time ago, and while it wasn't particularly painful, the visceral reaction I had to feeling my sack cut open definitely left some scars on my psyche.
I cannot imagine doing one on myself just for shits and giggles.
The weirdest bit was chatting with the doctor about video games and anime during the procedure. The incision itself was maybe 5-10mm.
Pretty ballsy move.
What is this, amateur hour? Harden the fuck up and remove them completely.
archived 4chan post that the /pol/ users eventually discovered and filled replies with transphobia and antisemitism, because ofc, but the post is pretty metal
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/22577899