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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mark David Chapman is an American man who murdered John Lennon in 1980. He was sentenced to 20 years to life in prison and recommended to undergo psychiatric treatment. His next opportunity for parole will be in February 2024. Chapman has told a parole board that killing Lennon was "a very selfish act and I deeply regret it". He also said, "I just want to reiterate that I'm sorry for my crime" and "I have no excuse".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His next opportunity for parole will be in February 2024.

Are we getting a re-do, then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He gets out, kills Yoko Ono, gets put BACK in prison, and says "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The scary part is I actually believe this could happen