fedia shitpost

Instant 10

"So obviously, we're married now"

I like silly puns, but wouldn't say it to someone like a waiter who's time I might be wasting and who may feel the need to pretend to like the joke because they need tips.

It's possible the waiter might enjoy it, since it's a job that attracts extraverts, but I couldn't be sure because in some places they're supposed to kiss even the asshole customers' asses. Same reason I ask friends not to flirt with servers - because they're usually not allowed to tell the flirter to stop, and some depend on tips.