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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I bought a table saw last year so I could start doing wood working. Yep it makes a good table.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I'm happy she's using her PPE and a helper tool for the table saw. Good job ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is that, a guillotine for.... oh. oh no.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Killing the rich and the king?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok. I was thrown off by the waist-height and suspiciously small neck hole.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, you don't usually place someone in a guillotine as they're standing upright

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That escalated quickly...

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just made a tiny baseball bat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To squash the bourgeoisie!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And the tiny one is for breaking the knee caps of the ownership class!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"How to build a bomb..."

"... in Minecraft"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At that size it's either for children, hands or penises.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You certainly think highly about yourself, sir.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we talk about this? Because, it's 2025 now.

You could easily take that table saw and incorporate it into the design.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds a lot bloodier and more painful. I'd like to think what separates us from the wealth hoarders is our compassion and empathy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The best thing about making a guillotine is that you learn woodworking AND blacksmithing. Gotta make sure that blade is up to standard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't stick your dick in that. Don't.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)