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Bonus: polite paws of thanks after the crunchies were filled

"I'm dying here, simply dying of starvation, can't you see, I'm fading away, right before your eyes, the hunger is just unbearable and I can't believe you can't see how urgent my need for food is right now, heartless is what you are, starving right on the floor, dying I tell you."

"Oh, look, a butterfly."

We also call them crunchies! And wet food is soggies.