The bowl nightlight on my new bidet was a head scratcher for a couple weeks until my brother came over and knew immediately what that’s for. Peeing at 3am without sitting down.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Only when I get excited
This is why you don't piss in the dark. You piss in the soft glow of your phone screen.