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Egg life.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ok, I just need to get this out of my head. The trans community uses „egg“ quite frequently but in a different meaning. What if Elon used his grok AI to ask what trans folk care about and because AI doesn’t know better it just spat out „egg“ and that’s why the GOP ran on eggs.

It doesn’t make any sense but I can’t stop thinking about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, Now I can't stop thinking about it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I‘m sorry, welcome to my hell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I choose to accept this as absolute truth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My child had three egs this morning, those are rookie numbers you gotta take out lean on your house and eat a whole dozen each day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

what we got fucking Gaston over here...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

First you get the eggs then you get the power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have that exact same cast iron lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Got mine at Costco

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

GTA 6 gon have u smugglin eggs, yo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cook the man some fucking eggs, bitch!