this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A fresh start

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Should've signed up on a smaller instance if they wanted one of the popular names...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"xoxoCoolGurl420xoxo"

We've been dealing with this since AoL.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what kind of names we would have nowadays if it really worked like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Same as we have now, firstname@lastname

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Discord had this solved ages ago. Why did they have to ruin it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It is really so hard to add an ID# column to the database? Set the people free, I say!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I went to school with 27 Jennifers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fun fact, it’s already working this way. Within a birth register there can, for a given day, only one be person with a given firstname

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[✅] Fun

[❌] Fact

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had a health care provider tell me that they couldn't create an account in their portal because they already had someone with my exact name and DOB. They refused to accept that they had bad data in their system, but they did tell me the email address on file (probably a HIPPA violation right there) and I was tempted to reach out to see if there actually existed someone with my same DOB and First/Last name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the hell kind of database doesn't use an internally generated unique ID to reference user data? It shouldn't matter that there is duplicate data. But like you said, it's hospital systems I guess...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It all started when Bob stated that his nephew could do it for one fifth of the asking price.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm probably younger than Bobs nephew and I know to use unique identifiors.

It's probably the people who say "omg, look at our website builder, low code!111!!!11" that made this mistake

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I don't think it's a matter of age.