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Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans (www.lbc.co.uk)

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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Orangeland.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

jesus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Fuck us all forever.

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