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MN senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again (www.fox9.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

They're eating the ~~dogs~~ beavers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They're just thinking ahead for Lent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I really, really want to know why someone added that provision in the first place, and why it didn't immediately get removed as being utterly irrelevant.

Personally, I'm of the opinion that--aside from predators and pets--you should be eating animals that you intentionally kill. It seems wasteful and disrespectful to kill a nuisance animal, and then just leave the body to rot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dude Lawrence v Texas is still the law, you can eat beaver all you want for now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Better get some training in. His wife's not taking any bush league layabout BS. Get to work, and eagerly. 🤌🏼

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Get to eating and stuffing those beavers