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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok but why is the pepper still fresh??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Pickling, baby! I assume...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How does an uneaten pizza end up in the attic? I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Dad it's you????? 😭😭😭😭

[–] Phil_in_here 14 points 2 days ago

Question! Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Bone apple tea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Papa John's pizza, now with Pompeii ash and/or asbestos!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Whoa black betty

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Cardboard aged Pepperoni and Cheese Papa Johns pizza, 20 year vintage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

That’s just Roquefort