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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aw man there's a small hunk of delicious smoked Gouda sitting in there right now, I was thinking about it all last night ... and I'm hungry ...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You've waited long enough!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm just not sure if my wife remembers that it's in there, and if I ask, she'll want to split it.

On the other hand, she's still asleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But if she awakes and does remember that it was in there ...

But not anymore!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'll just blame one of the cats

Update: I ate the cheese, wife is still asleep

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mmmmm delicious fat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Working on your night cheese

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, mana is sleep farts. I need to reread some books with this in mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is excess mana. Only the most powerful are able to even utilize it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Masters of sphincter magic, I imagine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

64 slices of American cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hey now... buy Canadian!