Okay but lowkey Spongebob would be kind of an awesome person to date? Generally kind, hard working and silly are more than most people bring to the table
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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He's got a job, a house, a snail. Not a bad catch tbh.
Solid 2/3 parts himbo energy if you ignore the fact that he’s a talking sponge.
Is "ig" a period, short for "Instagram", or something else?
In this case I think it's "I guess"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. All being good for our Alpha.