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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay but lowkey Spongebob would be kind of an awesome person to date? Generally kind, hard working and silly are more than most people bring to the table

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

He's got a job, a house, a snail. Not a bad catch tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Solid 2/3 parts himbo energy if you ignore the fact that he’s a talking sponge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is "ig" a period, short for "Instagram", or something else?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

In this case I think it's "I guess"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. All being good for our Alpha.