Pft, typical stormtroopers:
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Stormtroopers only miss when they're ordered to miss. Han was an idiot at that point of the movie, should have guessed like Leia that they got away a bit too easily, and if the Falcon is so fast he should have led the Death Star through hundreds of jumps before he popped back to the rebel base. He should have been doing things like the Han of ESB that made star destroyer generals look like privates.
All that might be true, but I refuse to deny the possibility that Stormtroopers' aim is especially bad when attempting to shoot at their secret crushes 😍 .
I know this is supposed to be a stormtrooper aim joke, but it feels more like 'aww, thanks man, that means a lot to me' should have been that last panel instead.
Yeah but Cody was a clone trooper, they were actually competent
Stormtrooper:
"Thanks for being nice to me. Don't go to academy tomorrow"
"You want to buy some Deathsticks."
"I wanna buy some Deathsticks."
"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
I mean I'm pretty sure they didn't miss the lizard at least...