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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What do you think causes Satan to have a bad day in Hell?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be hell to have to work while sick?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Na, in the US of A that's called Tuesdays.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Satan sends sinners to USSA as a punishment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is USSA the American version of USSR?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yes. Both have shortages and lines. Basically same, but with capitalism and without healthcare, public transport, workers' rights, universal housing and education.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Have you read the Divine Comedy? Every day is a bad day in Hell for Satan, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When a murderer repents at the last second and gets a free pass into heaven

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any "day" Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.

Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh.......pretty sure Gaza isn't in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn't Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you'll find in Las Vegas!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

U.S. should invade Las Vegas too and rename it "The Meadows".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is actually something that happened in real life. Some white grandma sent out a Thanksgiving invite, to presumably her family, but entered a wrong number.

Some black kid replied and said "Can I come anyways?"

And the grandma said "SURE!"

So now every year at Thanksgiving he goes to her house for dinner. In the first photo the kid is like 16. But they posted a new photo every year. He's close to 30 now, still doing this. It's tradition at this point.

What I'm saying here is, Kathy can go to hell, and she BETTER bring mashed potatoes!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I remember it. It was such a wholesome thing too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Not even the devil can escape tracking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Cathy bout to sell the devil some bitcoin.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dont get the comic. which Cathy are they talking about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Erm... the first three words in the first panel?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

who is this cathy supposed to be? cathy griffen? whitehouse speaker? a celebrity?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

...just a person called Cathy? It's not that deep.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

I still dont get then. why is this girl talking with satan about her day and his?