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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congratulations, this was so terrible I've made [email protected] and this is the inaugural post

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Use the cross posting feature! Push App developers to support it. 😁

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Nice! Some love for you: ❀️

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If we are thinking about it realistically then he was definitely clapping gorilla cheeks.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, Tarzan was too weak as a human to get a mate

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So his cheeks were getting clapped?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh. Silverback dong is notoriously small. So Tarzan may have been swinging his giant meathammer around clapping them fine black haired bitches cheeks behind Kerchak's back.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the worst thread I’ve seen on Lemmy yet

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 42 points 2 years ago

This is the worst thread you've seen on Lemmy, so far.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about brushing teeth? He'd never have brushed his teeth before meeting her.

[–] Kiosade 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did she? I mean, when did they invent toothbrushes and toothpaste, and more importantly, when did they actually catch on among the public?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wikipedia says on tooth brushing:

Teeth-cleaning twigs have long been used throughout human history. As long ago as 3000 B.C., the ancient Egyptians constructed crude toothbrushes from twigs and leaves to clean their teeth.

We even started using the tooth brush as we know it quite a while ago.

Modern-day tooth brushing as a regular habit became prevalent in Europe from the end of the 17th century. The first mass-produced toothbrush was developed in England in 1780 by William Addis.

Although some took a bit longer.

In the United States, although toothbrushes were available at the end of the 19th century, the practice did not become widespread until after the Second World War, when US soldiers continued the tooth brushing that had been required during their military service.

Aren't the yanks always making fun of the English for having fucked up teeth?

[–] Kiosade 2 points 2 years ago

Neat! I figured rudimentary brushes had been around for awhile, but idk how useful they were without some kind of toothpaste-like material to clean all the gunk off.

And as far as fucked up teeth, yeah not brushing your teeth will rot them eventually, but the English seem to have inherently bad teeth placement. Or maybe it’s just a weird overblown stereotype, i dunno.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No cake frosting in the jungle.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Tarzan is patient zero

[–] FarceMultiplier 1 points 2 years ago

You think he stopped at gorillas?