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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] Ulrich_the_Old 5 points 20 hours ago

I feel embarrassed and ashamed for them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I feel sorry for the people who bought a cybertruck ignorantly without knowing anything about Elon Musk. However, how would that be possible in this day and age?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bought the car just to get attention and you're getting the attention. I don't see the problem. You got exactly what you wanted. It's a fuck ugly car that's shit quality. You bought it just because you wanted to be noticed. Well, play dumb games, win dumb prizes.

[–] Punchshark 18 points 1 day ago

Buy the ticket, take the ride

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I do feel bad, yeah.

Having bad taste in vehicles and too much money to spend on stupid things doesn't really warrant destruction of property. Being mostly unaware of the political statements of a CEO (which, at the time of the Cybertruck's release or when people were ordering it he wasn't nearly as deep into this crap as he is now) isn't really a crime either...

Well...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Even if that weren't a part of the contract; do you think anyone wants to buy a Cyber Truck!?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

When the price bottoms out it becomes a cheap mobile power wall!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Insuring it will be an absolute nightmare. The insurance companies dont care if you bought it cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder what prez musk will do when the insurance companies raise the rates for owning Teslsa products.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Sue them, of course.

[–] [email protected] 279 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

If I was buying something, literally anything, and the people I am buying from make me sign a thing that said I couldn't sell the thing I am buying for X period of time after buying it, that would be a major red flag to me that perhaps this product is actually a huge piece of shit because they're already worried I will try to get rid of it within X amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 day ago (24 children)

It’s fairly common for limited run supercars and meant to dissuade scalpers. Still silly, but there’s precedent

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Sorry, no sympathy. I have some sympathy for the Tesla owners who bought theirs years ago before Musk went completely mask off. But Musk has been an overt Nazi since the first cybertruck was released. Do you know what you call an Apartheid baby that platforms and massively promotes Nazis in the name of "free speech" while censoring other voices (see 'cis' as a slur). You call them a Nazi. Musk has been dealing in overt racism, malignant transphobia, and eugenics for years now. If you simply didn't care about this, and still gave that many $100k of your money? I'm sorry, but you just gave $100k to a man you knew was a Nazi. You're a literal Nazi sympathizer. Or, at best, you're a person who cares so little about fighting Nazis that you will willingly give the nation's most prominent Nazi a hundred grand.

So yes, it is absolutely is fair to judge people who bought a cybertruck. They're Nazi sympathizers. I don't know if I would personally engage in such vandalism. But if I was on a jury with such a case before me, I would certainly be practicing jury nullification. Some paint or flat tires is a fraction of what a car like that deserves. That thing should be burned to ashes. That is what should really be done to Nazi symbols like the cybertruck. Here in 2025, if you are driving a cybertruck. There is no way for you to have that vehicle without having every chance in the world to see buying it directly supports Nazis. Every cybertruck is already a rolling swastika.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Buy a ugly vehicle that looks like a third graders drawing to be seen. Now being seen is a liability. Too bad so sad... I'm not sad.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From a purely legal perspective, I'm curious if the contract would hold up in court, considering there is a concerted campaign of vandalism against the cars.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

iirc you can sell, but they will refuse you any future sales of cars

I could be misremembering, though

[–] Sunshine 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice they can avoid garbage cars in the future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, sounds like a great policy that helps disappointed customers from making further mistakes. As fucked up as this is to say... thanks Elon? shudder

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I feel bad they wasted 100k on a crappy car.

I am uncomfortable with vandalizing someone’s car because we hate the manufacturer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elmo was visibly A Problem well before launching this drug-fueled mockery of engineering. It sounds silly for like five minutes after learning about it. Then you see one in person and it's just... eugh. Who buys this shit? Who buys this shit in spite of the aggressively public figurehead being a fucking Nazi?

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 day ago (13 children)

That last part is so dumb. How on earth do you not realize you are buying into a scam pyramid scheme type thing with something like that in the contract.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They're lucky the wrote on it using lipstick because stainless steel does not like bleach

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

Oh man I was a lil thirsty today, thanks for that cup of Nazi tears. Delicious. Hit the spot. Chef's kiss.

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