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[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago (69 children)

Do anarchists think anarchy will result in a system with no classes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

It's actually right in the name. Anarchy from an-arkhos means "without ruler". They think hierarchies are illegitimate per se.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago

Revolution is a monad

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

Protest anonymously, function anonymously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

You might want to cache things, like handles to resources or other dependencies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Declare your intentions!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Ich freue mich über ihre Frage. Ich fühle mich geehrt hier zu sein. Ich möchte ihnen jetzt garkein vorwurf machen aber sie haben diese Frage doch auswendig gelernt. Sie haben unser Programm nichtmal gelesen. Würden sie Habeck auch so eine Frage stellen? Jetzt unterbrechen sie mich nicht!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I use states, but no classes. G'MIC is my main language. I do appreciate the functional way of thinking after writing in it for so long. States are just variables that defines the mode of something, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That's just a communist thing, not an anarchist-specific thing...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hm, i dont think AES amanaged to come close to this.

Anarchists like Baba Makhno came close, but given the circumstance, leader- or classless societies are kinda doomed to fail.

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 12 hours ago

Settle down, elon

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