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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

For me the weirdest part is how they think ovaries work. It doesn't matter what size or shape your dick is, you will NEVER shoot your load directly into the ovaries. The opening is measured in mm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Being trans and in love with this kind of artwork is weird.

I went from being stupidly horny, to being very "Oh God, that's not how the female anatomy works!"

I never realized so many artists were fucking up and having characters screw the pee hole instead of the actual vulva until after I became post-op and... let's just say VERY familiar with my new lady parts. Then I cringed...

That said, I'd rather my adult artwork not be realistic, because I like being able to do fantasy stuff like see character get bigger booba by drinking enough milk. (Saw this cliche a lot back on deviantart when I was a wee lad)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Hentai Artists, AO3 writers, Omegaverse... oh Omegaverse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf this applies to all anime and also other animation series. What is realistic about spongebob? It's imagination, it doesn't have to follow the rules of our world.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

So you masterbate to SpongeBob?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I just dress up my sponge like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

SpongeBob nopants*

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Anyone notice the inside of vaginas look weird

Why do hentai artists draw the inside like the inside of a sea anenome that clownfish live in

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because that's how their onahole is shaped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Going to japan and seeing those in shops was wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard that they only have escalators that go up, so you need to traverse the entire section to go down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Only in a few places, but yeah, that's a thing. Though there are also stairs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not just the inside, most of the time the outside is just a slot with no other parts or detail whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That's partially because of their censorship laws forbid showing the clitoris and other anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because not many of us know exactly how it looks like and it might not look very good / be easy to draw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Why not look up the footage of Medical cameras that can go inside there online

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

If I wanted to be constrained by flesh and bone then I'd be looking at 3D porn.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That book should be labeled 'Where the vagina is located.'

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ironically Yaoi is the worst offender when it comes to "that's not how any of this works"

[–] ImplyingImplications 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The Wikipedia article on the yaoi hole is uhhh interesting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

This whole article is great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Well that led me into a rabbit hole… i now know what an omegaverse is and wish to unsee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The sheer, astounding realization that there has been enough yaoi to have ages is flabbergasting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what did you expect from fujos?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Even bigger hands and smaller heads?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen some belly button located dongs also.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Having penetrative sex with a woman's ear is the latest weirdness I've seen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Gross, tell me where do I don't accidently go there.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

their idea was, in fact, better.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

And they're (mostly) right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Also source for the original image: Machikado Mazoku