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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The blonde mommy is hurting the other one.

Too much milk makes her tummy hurt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Pay the bribe and kiss the ring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yellow eyes are a sign of jaundice.

This owl has a severe drinking problem.

 
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No Batman but lots of Tek Knights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Nah, little knotholes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

No actually I'm severely lactose intolerant.

Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

But a squid isn't a mammal so they shouldn't have mammary glands.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Breastfed?

I would have thought it was inkfed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

That one has no thumb for the bum so I guess the boom will have to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Have you ever put one of those things on your asshole while you jerk off?

 
 

The culture of a society rests on the foundation of its ideologies—the ideas, views and beliefs of the people. The ideological foundation of the United States of America is being radically corrupted at an accelerating and alarming pace. A dark cloud is overshadowing the country, as it is given over to competing ideologies or “isms.”

With Bible-centered religion waning and the nation’s Judeo-Christian heritage being increasingly rejected, one “ism” that is becoming more and more prevalent is socialism, as are its intimately related cousins—humanism, materialism, evolutionism, environmentalism, radical feminism, etc.

In what follows, the word “socialism” is used in a general sense to refer to governments imposing more and more control over their citizens by legislating expensive non-essential programs. “Essential” government activities are those that provide safety for the citizens—protection from dangers from within (crime) and from without (attacks and invasion).

America began with a very low degree of socialism, but as history would predict, government has been legislating an increasing amount. For a while, the transition was slow—America had creeping socialism. Today socialism is leaping forward.

This typical trend is described in a popular quote from Scottish historian Alexander Fraser Tytler: “A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse [financial benefits] from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses.”

Such “democratic socialism” is difficult to reverse. Once a welfare program has been enacted, the recipients greatly resist any effort to end it, so very few politicians will dare suggest a cancellation.

 
 
 
 

Nine Palestinians have been killed and 35 injured by Israeli forces during a major operation in Jenin in the occupied West Bank, the Palestinian health ministry says.

Palestinian media reported that there were a series of air strikes as a large number of troops moved in to the city and its refugee camp, backed by drones, helicopters and armoured bulldozers.

Israel's prime minister said it launched an "extensive and significant" operation to "defeat terrorism" in Jenin, long seen as a stronghold of Palestinian armed groups.

It comes three days after the start of a ceasefire in Gaza and highlights the threat of more violence in the West Bank, where suspected Israeli settlers also went on the rampage overnight.

 
 

I’m going to use this to make stuffing to go along with a roast chicken but I was pretty impressed with how it turned out.

 
 
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