FYI
- branch protection is a thing
- commit signing is a thing
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FYI
commit signing is a thing
The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.
There was a big git hoster (cough bitbucket cough) who didn't have support for signed commits until a few months ago. But the signature is only considered good if the pubkey you uploaded contains the mail you use for logging in. Because surely no sane person would have more than one mail, right?
Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.
If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.
You're officially an asshole.
Spoiler
This is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else
At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems