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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)

FYI

  1. branch protection is a thing
  2. commit signing is a thing
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

commit signing is a thing

The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There was a big git hoster (cough bitbucket cough) who didn't have support for signed commits until a few months ago. But the signature is only considered good if the pubkey you uploaded contains the mail you use for logging in. Because surely no sane person would have more than one mail, right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
You're officially an asshole.

SpoilerThis is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems