this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
231 points (95.3% liked)

Programmer Humor

21564 readers
2964 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
231
As an IDE (lemmy.world)
submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
top 34 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The hardware is cool but iPad OS makes it very useless

[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago

Is there anything actually competing in the android space ?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

The ipad would win if it had a usable OS.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What are they competing in?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago

Circle jerking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Me, using a cheap old laptop that does exactly what I need instead of rebuying overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

ThinkPad: has a thinklight
ipad: doesn't have a thinklight

thinkpad wins

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Spit your fax brother!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on what kind of generation of MacBook that is. Intel-series? I'm leaning ThinkPad. M-series? It's gonna have to be the MacBook.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

that's an iPad

EDIT: it's M4

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

A tablet versus laptop? I don’t get it. Apples to oranges.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Depending on the Thinkpad model it could be Apples to IBMs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Well, it's obviously not going to be the iPad that wins in that case

[–] [email protected] 53 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

And speaker. Vimers can't use a machine without a speaker.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 19 hours ago

If I wanted my computer to make a sound, I'd wet my finger and rub it on the screen.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Huh?

I've used Vim for a decade and I would be offended if it made any noise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

An old vim-related anecdote:

Vim has 2 modes: first to spoil the text and second to beep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

visual bell?