Political Memes

Communism is the end stage of socialism, a stateless, classless, dickless society. Communism is when the government gives people health care, and the more health care the government gives, the more communister it is. My plan is to use this money to give health care to every, woman and child in the world and therefore force them to adopt communism. I will ensure that the government takes every toothbrush, every iphone, and every stock market and burns them along with every starving Ukrainian. Once the Soviet Union stands supreme as leader of the worlds nations and top provider of health care, I will rename the earth to Venezuela and inflate our currency to the end of time.