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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There's so many of these Mommy's Special Boys who think their singular genius must be reflected on to others in meat space.

All hail the maladjusted narcissists and their performative office BS and the incompetents who cannot plan more than 15 seconds ahead in life.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

good luck finding any good developer who wants to be forced on site 5 days a week.

[–] SplashJackson 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This guy can go suck a fuck!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Suck a fuck lmfao. I’m using this every chance I get. 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

He can go suck a lemon 🍋

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I have some shit I really want to get done at my job, I make it a point to work from home so I can dedicate 8 hours to grinding out the work instead of being constantly interrupted by people in the office.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Not to mention dealing with traffic for the privilege of arriving to a fluorescent-lighted, extroverted hellhole. But occasional $10 Costco pizza is supposed to make it worthwhile. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Andrew, you ignorant slut.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every post I see on here makes me glad I spend the minimal amount of time on LinkedIn possible - my work has a LinkedIn Learning license and we’re periodically required to take specific courses on there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I’m so sorry. I haven’t been on LinkedIn in months. It sucks the joy out of me.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, he's not entirely wrong tbh. There's a lot of people this would 100% be the case for

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Burn the office down. Can't go into the office if there's no office. (I kid. that's a terrible waste and would pollute. Just murder whoever's pushing for a return to office mandate.)

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