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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: (lemmy.eco.br)

submitted 3 days ago by driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

~/Dev/Project/file.ext~2025-03-20-Backup-6

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[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

subversion. those were the days...

[–] morbidcactus 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was my first experience with source control, a bunch of Gary's Mod mods were distributed that way, think I recall wiretool doing that, spacebuild was for sure, predated my work use by like 5ish years.

I didn't hate it but definitely prefer git, but I'll take literally anything over not having it,

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

i kinda miss tortoisesvn

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[–] tempest 6 points 2 days ago

I need to put a SaaS together called vibe VCS

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ahh yes, programming by vibe. The vibe is always dumbass. Just steal code that has already been explained to you like everyone else.

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

just press Ctrl + Z several times! /s

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