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[–] [email protected] 124 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Remember when giving a shit about others was touted as a virtue?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Empathy is Weakness, Ignorance is Strength, Equality is Woke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When was that? Surely you don't mean the 50's?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Generally, when we were kids, whenever that may have been. We were taught that sharing and compassion were good things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That's fair, and in that case I'm glad that it never stopped being touted as a virtue.

Even if there have always been selfish idiots who fail to learn that lesson ruining it for the rest of us.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I don’t think it ever was actually. At least I don’t remember anything like that. Do you remember something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But what, and hear me out, hear me out hear, what if that shot all those years ago was actually part of a plot spanning across all political parties and involving millions of government employees and the plot was to give us a shot to minimize unnecessary death BUT that shot hurt a little bit and I don't like ouchies so, and hear me out, what if we don't get the shit and protest it but come up with a better excuse than disliking ouchies?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Or it was part of a plot to put oligarchs with vested financial interests in control of the US government?

...Oh, right, we got that already.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"don't leave, hear us out, don't leave, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out. Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My fringe theory is all antivaxxers are just terrified of needles and playing the long con. They act like wimps so it tracks.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (62 children)

i genuinely think this plays a major factor. vaccines are unpleasant to get and you receive a subset of the symptoms of the actual disease for your trouble (because the symptoms are your immune reaction to having a disease, and the vaccine is like a scrimmage practice). a lot of these chucklefucks simply don't understand that while the vaccine isn't fun, it's far more enjoyable than dying of the disease. they'll even plan on just avoiding sick people or justify they have strong healthy bodies and don't need to worry (even though a strong healthy vaccinated body is the ideal place to stop a spread)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

that is 100% the case.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

If these losers family from the early 20th century were still alive they would curb stomp everyone of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

The polio vaccine was extremely effective and polio was very nasty. It also affected kids.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Jonas Salk was a man who understood the point of science and life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just hold a crystal these days.. no money hold a crystal.. cat's fucked hold a crystal. Measles.. hold a crystal. Do I need to add the /s tag?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

yeah; crystal people always have money, and don't acknowledge bad situations.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Goin to get my MMR tomorrow because I’m not fuckin with these antivaxx inbreds

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, they had developed the oral variant already. I still remember my mom taking me to a place where I had to eat a lump of sugar a couple of times. I didn't complain even though it tasted a bit odd.

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