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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm watching this going from this is freaking hilarious --> this is freaking ugly as fuck --> fuck this world as my thinking went deeper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've been through many airport body scanners and I like men, so I guess it's true. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck! How many times did he go through it?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well if it gets them banned..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They just turn me angry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

there is no path forward until every christian in this country fears for their life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, as much as the next thing. We don't really know what would turn people gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ummm, nothing. It's a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it's a choice. So if you feel it's a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they'd rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.

As it stands now it's just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.

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