That's an interesting way to say "manipulate the market for his buddies"
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"Art of the Deal" To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One Day
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I highly doubt Trump is smart enough to do that purposefully.
He spent a good amount of the first admin doing exactly that.
He didn't even write that book. Illiterate persons usually need someone else to write for them. With due respect to all illiterates out there.
Yeah, the funniest part is he's such a bad negotiator that Tony Schwartz, a ghostwriter, got his name on the cover. That's basically unheard of.
Just like the Bible
reads like a monty pythoin skit
The Art of the Raw Deal by The World’s Biggest Schlemiel!!!