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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996

Wait, how is this possible?

Published: June 15, 2005

Oh.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

14 year olds in factories used to be a punchline. Now it’s just par for the course in some parts of the US

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Humans lose rights in dictatorships

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah the Chinese don't have penises and just don't understand these fleshy widgets. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Chinese factory working might be having and enjoying real sex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

And that precludes sex toys?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean they statistically own their own home and have high enough wages for single generation social mobility. Who wouldn't want to fuck someone like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

All the girls that just do not exist because of selective abortions?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The ones from a policy made by previous governments that the current one has explicitly stated was a mistake?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, did the Chinese invent a mechanism for rapid growth of 3D printed ladies?

Because since the change in policy was 10 years ago, your 23yo chinese factory worker better like his ladies very young.

But I would also be careful attributing all the selective abortions to the OCP.

Sex ratio in live births was still something like 110% or 115% in 2020, and looked stable.

India also has a sizable sex imbalance in live births, and never had a OCP.

[–] Revan343 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt that guy is surprised that people buy them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He might judge the brand you buy though

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

The best Onion article I've read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I use my taco holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I see you've never had the pleasure of eating street tacos my friend - treat yourself!

Soft tacos

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Those look delicious! The lime wedges are keeping them posed for the photo, good idea photoguy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Damn, you just reminded me I need taco holders.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 6 points 1 day ago

That was a great read.