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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

At my usual supermarket, you can take a scanner thingy and scan your items as you put them in your cart. Once you're at the lane, you put back the scanner in place, pay for your stuff, and it's done.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not only do I not work here, I wish to spend as little time here as possible.

So I’ll hand the scanning and bagging task to someone who has been doing it every day for years and can get that done quickly, in the lane where they provide enough table space to actually work, two people to do the two jobs of scanning and bagging… and all that without the extra steps of weighing every individual item, stopping for assistance if you look at it funny, and stopping to upsell you on the fucking loyalty program.

Grocery pickup > normal checkout > self checkout.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

They aren't nearly as motivated to go as fast as I am, and they can only bag one person at a time and have lines, while usually there are 4-6 machines wide open for me to jump onto immediately.

I fucking hate going to the grocery store though.

EDIT: also lonely old people will stop and chit chat sometimes slowing shit even more.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It really depends. I do it in one shop because its more convinient. I have to put the stuff only one time in my hands.

  1. get the scanner on entry of the shop.
  2. scan item at shelf and put it in your bags
  3. repeat 2
  4. scan exit
  5. pay
  6. put bags from shopping cart into car.
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a dream self-service option.

in my experience it is:

  1. Go put it all the things in the cart
  2. Unpack each thing from the cart.
  3. For each thing: scan it, weigh it, maybe you pack it in a bag. You get three bags, so no real option to organize, and hope you like plastic bags. Also zero table space to work with.
  4. As you go, put the things you scanned on the cart with the stuff you have yet to scan, don’t mix anything up though!
  5. if you scan too fast or encounter an item that is wrong in the system: get fucked wait a few min for an attendant to punch in their PIN so you can try again. If that doesn’t work, get fucked wait for a supervisor to come around and override whatever shit their system is doing wrong.
  6. If you scan too slow or look at a prompt too long get fucked an attendant will be on your ass instantly to demand to know what you’re doing wrong. Yes this is contrary to the above wait time, and I don’t know why both of those things are true.

So yeah you can probably see why I hate self checkout.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I like the scan and go in the Sam’s club app. Scan the items with your phone, and if the QR code receipt is visible when you walk through the gate thing they usually wave you on without a person checking.

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