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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ghosts, she got ghosts in her drive

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Don't bother them, they guard the Magic Smoke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My work wallpaper includes a picture of a product called 8 HOT DOGS IN BRINE that @[email protected] posted a few weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Soon everyone shall know about a product of the gods known as 8 HOT DOGS In Brine

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

She make the directors mad, but somebody's gotta do it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

If Heather is the one using the computer, why is the director of finance writing a support request for her? Or did she actually write it herself, using the name of the director?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Director of Finance: "Heather, why haven't you finished that finance report I asked for?"

Heather: "Uhhhhh, well. My screen has a picture of mustard on it? Sooo I couldn't do it?"

DOF: "That's ridiculous. Did you call IT?"

Heather: "Ummm, yeah, sure, but you know, they said they'd get around to checking it out."

DOF: "That won't do, I'll contact them for you, they'll listen to me on account of how important I am" (desperately hopes you acknowledge his "account" pun)

Heather: "Oh, well, okay boss, thanks" (dammit I don't wanna do that fuckin report)