Ok so what is the most obvious, unhide-able , agonizing, and debilitating disease he can get from this?
Because I hope he gets 330 million cases of it.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I wonder why he says we should fortify our immune system if he doesn't think germs cause diseases? Like, what is the immune system doing making cells that can eat bacteria?
Don't worry, he put a spiritual spin on it (probably) so it's ok, it's actually cleansing you see!
THIS IS NOT ROCK CREEK FFS
Everyone including major media sources is parroting what RFK Jr. said in his instagram account as if it's gospel. Go to google maps. Look at Rock Creek. Look how big it is. This is not Rock Creek.
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The germaphobia in me is trying to figure out this thought process... 🤔🧐
RFK Jr doesn't have a "thought process."
this guys gonna get the fucking Darwin award if he keeps doing this 🤦
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Good. Hope he catches at least one instance of every shit disease floating in there.
Since then, he’s grown a pair of arms and is now trying to conquer the world
Hopefully a pair of ingrown arms.