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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I knew a guy so ghetto he got his first name as his Xbox Live Gamertag.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've encountered a lot of the reverse of this. Danielle pronounced "Dah Nell". Brittany pronounced "Brih Tanny". Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan"

I would call that fucker Jonah-T-Han purely out of spite.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I once had a student named Dominca. It was supposedly pronounced Duh-mawn-i-ca. She would get very irritated that people “didn’t know how to read” when they pronounced it doh-minca

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Ashley spelled Ashleigh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Not a baby name but I worked with a devops engineer who had dyslexia so all of our IaC variable names had misspellings in them. We just lived with it because it would have been expensive to teardown the resources and reprovision them with the correct spellings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

kayleigh and stuff like that is pretty common where I'm from.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Have you run into a Teancum?

For those that are not up on your mormonisms, it's pronounced:

Tea-an-cum

An it's a boy's name.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The guiness book of records had an entry for the worst spelling in the old days before the book was dumbed down. Trying to spell 'usage' the incorrect attempt was youzitch achieving only one correct letter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does using French count? Then I nominate "eau". Impressive 300% bloat, 0 correct letters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I present to you the plural : eaux 400% bloat still 0correct letters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I used to know an Alyssa whose name was pronounced like Alicia. Her parents went let's give her one name but spell it just like another name.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Heulyn" pronounced Hay-lynn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's spelt 100% correctly in Welsh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
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