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Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive (babylonbee.com)

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[–] ZeroCool 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They found a second joke?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Okay the only thing worse than conservatives who occasionally (and usually accidentally) make a good point is conservatives with a good sense of humor. I have no idea whether to laugh at their jokes or the shit they say seriously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It’s about god damn time I got some god damn recognition.