Hopefully this doesn’t backfire af on American civilians..

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say...

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I'm going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I'll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I'll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I'm feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don't send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I've shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

So, this has gotta make it officially WW3 now ay? like, there absofukinglutely no way Iran takes this on the chin.

I mean, atleast we're safe from nuclear bombs, am i right?

I like how he ends his e-mail, treating the public populous as a corporate employee.

I have been trying really hard to avoid politics, but this guy just doesn't stop. He's dumb fucking us into oblivion.

"Pakistan Doubles Down On Nobel Prize Boost"

--tm probably

The Saudis and Israel repeating their influence on the USA. Iraq was first and Iran has been on a waiting list for a long fucking time.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Remove Trump now!

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