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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It was a Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

We both like soup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bitches leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"I feel the need..."

(I don't even have to finish the line.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I have no response to that."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

They never do!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Smell your hand!

[–] Quilotoa 1 points 3 weeks ago

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Denny Crane

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Here's mine:

"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Butternuts!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
  • "I'm too old for this shit."
  • "EVERYOOOOONE!!!"
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Kiss my Converse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

β€œWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Stop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!

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