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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have an io10. It is not worth it. The 3D Tracking does not work reliable for me. The cleaning result seem to be good, but you can get that from a cheaper model too. io6 or something. The new brush heads are expensive, but good imho. Also the app only works for one person, sharing with different brushes does not work. Battery is not replaceable. Won't buy again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

sudden prick sensation when brushing teeth

robotic female voice: The user has been injected in the gums with a lethal poison that will approximately kill in two days. Please renew your subscription to receive the antidote injection.

[–] cyberpunk007 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because people are dumb and buy these shitty products.

I want a smart watch, but none do what I want without an account so I don't own that ether.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Look into this then: https://f-droid.org/packages/nodomain.freeyourgadget.gadgetbridge

Not that sexy but works with some of the brands.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (6 children)

if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My esp32 vibrator-toothbrush is up on GitHub. Might take it down later, idk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

There's no one maintaining the repo. St this point, the brush is gonna be archived </3

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We should not be shaming the consumers, but educating them. The blame is on the companies for making such a terrible product in the first place, the consumer only found out how bad it was after. Sometimes, you can no longer return a product because its X days out of policy.

Not that I don't completely agree with your sentiment, but to make people start advocating for themselves, you have to make them see you are a friend, and the company is the enemy.

(not that the oop would ever see this post, comment or reply because who on twitter is also using lemmy, but you get it right?)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If it’s anything like mine, it works just fine without the app. The app just does brush tracking and shit. I don’t need any of that, so I never set it up. But I suspect even if I had, it would still let me use it without being logged into the app.

I suspect the same is true here. That the function of the toothbrush is available regardless of whether it’s logging data to your phone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah I got mine on sale a few years ago and totally forgot it had that until it showed up on my home assistant when I got a ZigBee USB dongle for my pi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The function is available for now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I cannot imagine the value to the company from whatever usage data they get from their toothbrushing app is anything close to the value they get from selling brush heads. So it would be immensely foolish to lock down the toothbrush.

The app is a selling point, and they do it because others do. Without it, they’d lose the portion of the market that wants to track which parts of their mouth they’ve brushed properly to their competitors. But that isn’t their main market, and they’d be idiots to kill their product chasing that niche.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If you meet a man who has been logged out of his toothbrush, do not mourn him. He has chosen thus. He is exactly where he has desired to be.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (12 children)

It's the experience of a toothbrush collecting data about your daily routines to sell for profit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Who is interested in that data other than Oral-B and their competitors though? Oral-B isn't collecting that data to sell to itself, and they certainly wouldn't want their competition using it

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

i use only the oralb 1000, its good enough, no need to spend over 100-200 for a toothbrush.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because you don't want someone else using your toothbrush on your account. Do you?

Edit to add: just thought of the implications. It'll totally screw up your algorithm. Just like how now that my kids can get on YouTube in the living room, I only get suggestions for Minecraft videos. I don't even like Minecraft.

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