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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've never cared about anything superman related because it is just the most boring premise of a character to me. what's the best way not get lumped in with idiots like this?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (13 children)

If the premise of a superman story is "strong guy fight strong guy," then yeah, not very interesting. What I'd prefer to see is a story that explores what having superheroes around does to humanity. What happens when a kid copies Superman and jumps off a building, and doesn't get caught? What happens when police expect a superhero to do their job for them? At what point does Superman decide to step away because he thinks he's causing more harm than good?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Go see the movie just to spite Dean Cain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Well, the migratory status isn't really been the issue with migrants, legal or not. Ethnicity in other hand...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah well I’m calling Dean Cain a little bitch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry who is Dean Cain? Next.

[–] caseyweederman 6 points 1 week ago

Wait 'til they find out that Joe Shuster was an immigrant too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I thought he was dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hol the F up, the guy from Believe it or Not was superman?

Why tho?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The guy from Superman was on Ripley's. He was one of the popular actors in that era. The show was pretty good and he had a decent turn as the Boy in Blue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

... is that Dean Cain?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Truth, Justice and A Better Tomorrow"

I can get behind that

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