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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not a prank, that's domestic terrorism

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

This isn't even a meme, it's just a before/after social media screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn't funny, it's just wasteful and mean-spirited.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah this isn't funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make them eat all that Nutella.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the betus right there

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"How'd you lose your foot?" "Well, funny story..."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This classic attention seeking.

The suffering they would be going through to clean everything by themselves would be a life long memory.

Someone mentioned having the kitchen cleaned with a toothbrush: have the kitchen cleaned with a tooth brush, twice, supervised and recorded, to have it published on the same medium these photos were posted.

And zero priviliges for 3 months, minimum.

This is a total and complete lack of respect towards pretty much everything.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, big fan of wasting so much food.

[–] triclops6 24 points 2 years ago

Food....

The kid could catch a beating for this and it'd still be healthier than actually eating it

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago

Am at the point in life when people start considering kids, and then I see shit like this...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Most of these are, usually they are doing something like redoing the kitchen. This is a fairly nice kitchen, but I've seen rich people do stupider. Just classic attention seeking behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Before clicking on this post: "Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-"

After clicking on this post:

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I think the waste of food is far more egregious than the clean up. and him plastic wrapping anything first doesnt make it any better. Just more wasteful.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That way it's a waste of food and plastic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

This guy is just loaded with good reasons to not reproduce.

ever.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Not until after is cleaned up

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I think even a judge would understand murder upon seeing this. "Trial dismissed, you both frankly showed more restraint than I could have."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is why I don’t have children.

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[–] SteveDinn 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plot twist: they're allergic to nuts and this was attempted murder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I did nut see that coming.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn't cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This isn't cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There's no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Kevin, help paint the walls!" - "No, mum, it's boring!"

... Also Kevin: this meme.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

That's vile but I bet it smells amazing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i... this cant be real right. no way its actually real.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know, right? Like, who has this much fucking Nutella?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Those kids in Africa: :/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just want to see the reaction video.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How is the aroma?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

we once in high school took a few pounds of soft butter and smashed it on the kitchen floor with our bare feet. it was really fun. we had to mop so many times to clean it up though. His mom was so confused as to why we mopped while she was at work still

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