this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code ยง33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For future reference, you spelt sailor wrong ๐Ÿคญ

[โ€“] rbesfe 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I shamelessly stole this image, saw the corrected one, but posted this anyways because I feel like the misspelling is more in line with the general vibe going on here

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought that but then I also thought it's possible they were trying to affect Mr. Krabs' pirate accent

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There was a version of this with the typo fixed that was floating around, I guess this is the older one

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I have the one with the correct spelling. Lemme see if Lemmy will let me post this week. :P

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"Now work the weekend! Arrr arr arr arr arr"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

mr krabs was illiterate? is that normal for crabs that wear shirts and pants? sad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's also normal for most of management.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'll say ahoy when it's here. Friday ain't over yet.