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[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This implies that they are actually "speaking" in text, because over actual speech 10 said in base 10 would be "ten" and 10 said in base 2 would be "one zero", i.e. not ambiguous at all.

[–] python@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no rule saying that you can't pronounce 10 in binary as ten.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

thank you for giving me a great torture idea for all my IT adjacent friends, from now on i'll be pronouncing all binary as if it were one number (up until i can't be bothered anymore)

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm only interested in 3rd base currently.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago
[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Based sex-pest

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

All bases are belong to us

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More important is the scale. On a scale of 10 means it doesn’t matter in what base XD

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So then this would mean a 1 in binary is a decimal 5?

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends if the scale runs from 1 to 10 it would be equivalent to a decimal 1, interpretation would be binary: 10 pretty 1 not pretty

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 4 points 1 day ago

Not zero-indexing people's attractiveness SMH. /s

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago

Babe, you are an F.

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Babe, on a scale of 0x1 to 0x10, I give you a solid A+.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A+? Would that just be B or does it round down

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It overflows and goes back to 0x00

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

It can be whatever you like

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago

Should've just said "True".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

On a 100, right?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe he meant IO. She is his input/output.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

All your base are belong to us

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But on a binary scale this would translate to 11 base 10.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wut?

10 binary = 2 decimal

10 decimal = 1010 binary

Where are we getting 11?

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

10 is the base (2) overflowed by 1 (zero indexed) which kind of translates to 10+1 base 10 (1 indexed). I didn't really mean in in mathematical but rather nonsensical way. I just wanted to pull 11/10